YOU CAN’T SAY NO
Going to supermarket with mom is something really really not entertaining at all. First she will visit there just because she needs to buy basmati rice at 5rs off. She won’t be considering the fact that the value of fuel burnt to reach the supermarket is way above than the saving she made by buying the rice at 5rs off. But obviously you can’t explain that to your mother and even if you try to explain that she will start a lecture. Trust me that lecture is gonna hurt. She will remind you how many times you failed in life, the number of times you let her down and the rishtas available for you. She will even ask you to get married so that you can be a responsible person in your life.
Anyway point is that you need to keep quiet the whole time she is in supermarket and keep staring at things aimlessly until she is done with grocery shopping.
THE THINGS EVERY MOTHER WILL DO IN SUPERMARKET
Here we are going to tell you about a few things that mothers usually do when they are in a supermarket.
PERSONAL TROLLEY DRIVER
Going to supermarket with your mother means you are not only her driver but also her personal trolley driver. She will want you to keep driving the trolley whichever section she visit but you will have no authority to put a single thing of your choice in it.
BUY 1 FOR Rs. 40 and 2 FOR RS. 60
If something is available at a discount when you are buying 2 pieces then it is the biggest attraction for our mothers. She will definitely buy the packets of Shan Bombay Biryani Masala or even useless Prickley Heat Powders if it is available at bulk discount.
GIANT BAGS OF SURF AND TEA
She always prefers to buy the large bags of everything like cooking oil, surf, tea and blah blah blah. Sometimes it feels like she is stocking for a zombie apocalypse.
PROMOTIONAL FREE SAMPLES
She will never miss something being given as a free promotional gift even if it is as useless as a white color pencil
THE SECTION SHE WILL CAREFULLY AVOID
No matter how innocent she is, she will be the most clever person on planet once she sets her foot in the supermarket. She will make you work and carry the trolley for like 3 hours but she will carefully avoid going to chocolates section because you may demand a reward for your services.
But you can counter this issue if you are clever enough
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