‘Hypocrites’ , a common word used for someone who pretends to be something that they are not. Honestly for me , I say this word to different people at least twenty times per day with all my heart and soul ( of course in my head).
Here is a list of four types of hypocrites you ought to deal with (yeah you do not have a choice here)
The Religious Hypocrites:
You may also know these people by the name of ‘Religion Police’. They are good in putting fatwas without any certain knowledge .But that just makes them religion police. What makes them a hypocrite is that they do exactly the same thing later which once they told you not to do because it is haraaammm !
They also have a kind named ‘Keyboard Jahadis’. They can start a fight anywhere anytime. They are found on every religious post on social media. Whenever these hypocrites get a chance they start firing with keyboard making all the crap (with capslock on) ughhh !!! can you imagine ?
Another kind among these are the ‘Non-Camera ones’. They are the worst. One day they give you a lecture about how capturing pictures are so haraam and the next time you meet them they are on the stage, among all the strangers and giving perfect candid shots 😀 (ohh! the female ones put their dupatta on heads btw)
The Social Media Nazis :
These kind of hypocrites have a lot of problem with every social media site. They do not like how everyone puts statuses on Facebook about everything. They do not like Instagram because people are posting pictures of everything and they do not certainly like Snapchat . However , you can see their name on the list of likes (on almost every mutual friend’s post).
And let me tell you the most ridiculous thing 😀 They have an UPDATED instagram and Snapchat account but they never , I repeat never ever post anything (obviously they do not like it :D). So why do they have those accounts
Yeahhhh ! you know what I am talking about 😀 😀 and every time you get a notification from them you are like
With Personality Disorder :
These kind of hypocrites boil the blood out of you when ever you meet them. Reason ? They told you last month that they do not like people who do their eyebrows. A month later
They tell you something with so much enthusiasm that for once you want to actually agree with them . Next , they do exactly the same thing they were so opposed of 😀 Personality disorders or short term memory lost ? (even I am confused) All you want after seeing them is to just go there and remind them of their own thoughts .
The Thaali Kay Baingan :
They are the ones who you can find during every group conversation. They change their opinion how Katy Perry described like a girl changes her clothes 😀 Often they just speak to be heard. They agree to the majority and not only agree start dis agreeing with the things they used to say or tell you. All you want to do at that time is ask them to make up their freaking mind 😀
So now you all know what you all are dealing with here 😀 thank me later and every time you see such hypocrites, take a deep breath and try not to kill anyone 😀
by : Zehra A Ghaffar ( A self proclaimed writer)
blogspot : http://zeehereiam.blogspot.com/