ADVICES AFTER RISHTA – The guide to survive

ADVICES AFTER RISHTA

If you are nikaahfied or engaged, after Rishta you have to be a lot careful no matter you are a guy or a girl. People are keeping an eye on your activities, social media, studies and hobbies each and every moment. So here we are about to give you a few advices you should keep in mind if you are nikaahfied or engaged or your rishta is in process (Forgive me for the shitty sequence)

COVER PHOTO ON FACEBOOK

Cover photo is the first thing to come to your attention when someone visits your facebook profile. Trust me on this fact one you are “Rishta” fied a number of people from your soon to be in laws will visit your profile to see what you look like. cover photo is the first impression where you need to show people that you are now committed to that specific person.

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via: facebook

ADVANCE EXPLANATION

This is a precautionary measure after rishta. As soon as you add him give him a hint that whoever is there in the friend list is either your cousin or class fellow, and if HE is your class fellow your chats are only limited to asking for notes, assignments and class timings.

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via: facebook

THE CAPTION

A good thing is to upload pictures of couples holding hands, walking in fields of grass and open hair. The most important thing is caption. The caption needs to show that you want a HALAL RELATIONSHIP. Don’t forget to put the privacy of that specific post on PUBLIC so that the soon to be in-laws can see the post if they are not in your friend-list right now.

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via: facebook

PROFILE PICTURE

Now on a serious note. Remove your real picture from your DP for the time being. As being a Muslim we all know that “NAZAR LAG JANA IS POSSIBLE”

Now on a lighter note it is also good to let some of the soon to be distant in laws to wonder what you look like. Wall posts need to be clean and Islamic posts are really impressive

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via: facebook

FOR GUYS

Guys are also in vulnerable position after rishta. All the best friends and cousins of your soon to be dulhan will be stalking you. The friends and cousins are the biggest influence on a girl and their one little point can make the life a living hell between you and your fiancee.

Girls are silent psychos and you will definitely don’t want her to be psycho all over you. So it is better to avoid and be loyal to her. She can kill you. . .

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Majid Khan

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