TYPES OF FRIENDS YOU MAY HAVE AT YOUR BAR.B.Q PARTY :p
bar.b.q party ??OH YESS! Finally you’re done with your qurbani hectic you must be thinking to plan a Bar.b.q party with your friends but before discussing this with your friends let me tell you what kind of friends are going to come and what is their special “khoobi” that really differentiate them from others.
1) GHAR GHUSNI:
This category usually contains those types of “chipkoo” friends who hop in to a party and be like “mei agya bin bulaya mehman”. We don’t invite him because once he will come he will ruin the whole gathering by his lame stupid jokes and with his “lambi lambi choriyaan”.
2) KANJOOS FRIEND:
Now these peoples are found in every group circle. These are very constant type of “beghairat” people who always wanted to avoid “kharcha”. So they offer to bring the drinks and abviosely “ingeethi” which he already had at his place.
3) THE INVESTOR:
“YE HAI DILWALA DOST”. He will offer you almost everything he dont even care whether its expensive or cheap he will bring everything what he is asked for and sometimes more then that. These kinda people are very rare. he will always be like “meri chattt par kar lo ” and “mei koyla (coal) ly aunga” and also “bhaio ghosht bhi mei hi ly aunga “.
4)BHOOKA NANGA FRIEND:
FOOD is his first love.Even at a bar.b.q party its not us who are the reason of his presence its the food who brings him here. Once he get the food, he is not even going to listen you. His ultimate goal is to focus on the food. He will eat until the last BOTI is finished.
5) TOPI FRIEND:
A friend who is extremely irresponsible and a very good story maker as well. So he usually forgot to bring what ever he is asked for and then he will come out with an amazing story with a lot of tragedy.His lame bahana’s are never ending.
6) MUMMY DADDY BACHA:
That baby boy who always want to go home earlier.He is so scared of his parents. So when the clock strikes 11:00 pm his heart starts beating faster, his eyes stuck on his phone and when its 12 then he can’t even breathe , the only thing that he kept begging, “let me go home”.
That one crazy foodie friend who wants to cook by his own because he is super bossy. REGARD of the fact he doesn’t know how to cook thats why he is called CHEF ZAKIR.
The one who always passes unwanted advices which is never needed. They always show off that they are too experienced but we all know that they’re just too “shoddhay”.
8) THE KOMAL RIZVI OR AHMED SHAHZAD:
“Smjh tw agye hongy ap log” these peoples are extreme selfieholic persons who came to your places just to click pictures. Thier ultimate is to take picture with almost everything.
They be like“boti (picture), seekh (picture), lota (picture) ghadda (picture)” they think that they are cool enough but we know what to call them 😛
but trust me its not the end because you are going to see those same pics on facebook or instagram with tons of #hashtags 😛