War – Why India needs to be Afraid of Pakistan

WAR- Why India needs to be Afraid of Pakistan

As we all know the most controversial news is “THE WAR” between Pakistan and India. India really thinks that they can take over Pakistan but we all know who Pakistani really are. Maybe they just forgot the white wash of 1971. When our paki soldiers push indian’s butts out of our country. so firstly HATS OFF TO OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS.

WELL…Just imagine if war happens and Indian army successfully entered in Pakistan (which is impossible) then what gonna happen? Do they’ll be able to win? lol that sounds like a joke. Apart of our brave soldiers, are we “THE AAM LOG” gonna help to kick indians out of our nation? lol obviously..Here we go indians. This is what you’re gonna face in our country

PATHAN’S IN ACTION:

Our pathan’s will give Indian army a warm welcome by saying “Ao hum tum ko tumara nani yaad dilata ha “ . Our few pathan’s are equal to entire indian army. So think twice before touching lala’s becuase they’re even more powerful then you and can take a better revenge of pakistan.

So here’s the trailor of our Pathan brothers.So you better back off, other wise you will be finished.

BALOCH VS KHARGOSH:

Baloch are most irrational, short tempered and jazbaati people,indians ever gonna see. Even we don’t will to get in panga with them “or ap to phir bhi khargosh hain”. So allow me to say this thing in a bit desi way “panga apni oqaat walo se liya karen” because baloch are not going to give you their shit “tw mulk to phit door ki bat ha jee”. Wel baloch are all set for your khargosh army.

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SAEEN TW SAEEN, SAEEN KI WAR BHI SAEEN:

OH YESS!! We’re definately talking about  sindhi’s. They’re quiet mehmaan nawaz log but if you bother to take panga with them ,trust me you will be finished. They don’t usually get into phadda but when they do, they don’t bother to waste their words over you, because you’ll be no more alive to listen them.

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PUNJABI’S ON FIRE:

Last but not the least, our punjabi’s our pride.

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I know this is hilarious, well apart of jokes punjabi’s are the most “barhambaaz log” and also fearless. They will take shitt outta you.”hur paaji kadi hans v liya karo” trust me guys you won’t be able to smile after getting messed up with them. And sadly your “nashtey ka plan in lahore” would be ruined just like 1971’s.

Apart of regional people we also have some other categories which can describe the other locals such as:

PINDI BOYS:

Don’t take them so easy, trust me they can kill you by their looks. Or maybe they can ask for your facebook id and would tag in their colurful pictures.That will be a true revenge.;

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OFFICE GOING AWAM:

well our office going awam is mostly our youngsters, who used to be tied up with their angry bosses. so you will definitely gonna be their victims and they will surely release their uphold depression and anger over you people. The other thing which i would like to highlight is that. We have the most patriotic and brave youth. Who will be on the borders whenever their country would be in trouble.

 

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FARIGH PEOPLE:

Normally these people can do nothing because of their laziness but its might be possible they would come out their “bistar” to get rid of the “kachra” out of our country.

 

 

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DESI MOM’S:

Desi moms are no less, they have their own local “hathyaar” just like FLYING CHAPPAL,HANGER,BAILEN and anything which is near by them would be the reason of your death. They can’t tolerate the invited mehman or ap tw phir bhi uninvited hongy.  👿 

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By
Anum Riaz
A teenage mutant but still know things 😉
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2 thoughts on “War – Why India needs to be Afraid of Pakistan

  • September 30, 2016 at 5:03 am
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    Hahahaha hasa mara e yaar hahahaha :’) inko ek or pegham deina hai k ao na kabhi khushbu laga k;)

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