Taher Shah’s “MERMAID” – The expected Lyrics drafted by experts

TAHER SHAH

The name Taher Shah will never need an introduction. After making his debut with the phenomenal “Eye To Eye” he never looked back. “Eye To Eye” is for Taher Shah what DDLJ was for Shahrukh Khan. His cauliflower face became an enigma.

via: dawn
via: dawn

The secret of success were the deep meaningful lyrics and his hair. He became so much successful that even our very own the most credible Doctor Mr. Aamir Liaquat Hussain invited him to Ramzan transmission. We witnessed him wearing the dangerous Anaconda at that transmission.

via: latest entertainment
via: latest entertainment

Then he disappeared. . . For a long time. . . He tweeted occasionally spreading the message of love and peace.

ANGEL

Then after a long time he came back. His song “Angel” was able to move hearts and melt my ear drums. We saw Taher Shah as an angel dressed in purple gown and a crown. This time he was not alone. The song featured a female angel and a baby who we later found out was his son. This was revealed by Taher Shah while being interviewed by Wasim Badami. Ant this is quite obvious as no one else will allow their 2 year old son to be part of such a pathetic act. This song broke records and reached millions of views on facebook and youtube. Even the genius Dr. Amir Liaquat once again invited Taher to Ramzan Transmission and himself became an Angel. . . Mankind Angel

via: express tribune
via: express tribune

MERMAID

via: the faking news
via: the faking news

I never thought anything could ever cross the awesomeness of Angel and Eye to Eye but this time rumors are coming about Mermaid. Although I could not find anything on Taher’s Twitter or facebook but this news is posted by a couple of reliable sources.

via: pinteres
via: pinteres

When I was in class 5 I used to watch Disney hour everyday at 6 pm and “Little Mermaid” was a daily part of it. Ariel was so beautiful that even at that young age I was her fan. Or Maybe I liked her because I was tharki and she was the only cartoon character wearing a bikini top and was hot too.

Then in 2011 I saw the fourth installment of “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” and that movie featured the most exotic mermaids ever. I used to watch the mermaid scene of that movie on loop.  

via: 16millimetros
via: 16millimetros

Now when I accidently saw Taher Shah in the Mermaid avatar I wished there was an option to un-see it. All my imagination for mermaids shattered into a million pieces. I can never imagine a mermaid ever again. I will wake up screaming every night. Think about it. You go for scuba diving or snorkeling and suddenly you see Taher Shah as a mermaid. What will you do? A normal guy will lose his senses and will die.

One picture shows him as a normal mermaid and one shows him having ripped abs. Please ignore the image made by me showing him in a sea shell bra.

via: zemtv
via: zemtv

EXPECTED LYRICS

Anyway after hearing the rumors of upcoming song our team of experts had to sit for 3 days straight to draft the expected lyrics of “Mermaid”. Obviously we can never reach the awesomeness of Taher Shah even if we spend 30 years. But we had to listen to Eye to Eye and Angel for about 50 times just to understand his vision and mindset.

I hope you will like and we expect the lyrics to match with the actual song which is to be released on 25th of December 2016.

 

MERMAID, MERMAID, MERMAID

LA LA LA LA

I AM MERMAID

YOU MRS. MERMAID

OUR SON BOY MERMAID

LA LA LA LA

SWIMMING INSIDE WATER

MERMAID, MERMAID, MERMAID

BEAUTIFUL THAN MURIEL

HANDSOME AS ARIEL

FRUITFUL FOR EVER

LEAVE ME NEVER

MERMAID, MERMAID, MERMAID

LA LA LA LA

 

WE ARE ALL MERMAID *Intense Echo*

WE ALL LIVE IN WATER *Intense Echo*

HUMAN BODY IS WATER *Intense Echo*

95% WATER *Intense Echo*

I SAW YOU FIRST

YOU SAW ME NEXT

WE BOTH FALL IN LOVE

ALL UNDER WATER

WE SWIM FOR LONG

BEHIND THE ROCKS

MAKING SOME LOVE

ALL UNDER WATER

MERMAID, MERMAID, MERMAID

LA LA LA LA

OUR SON WAS BORN

NINE MONTHS GONE

WE WERE HAPPY

IN THE MATERNITY

HE DON’T HAVE LUNGS

HE DON’T HAVE LEGS

BUT HE HAS GILLS

AND A LONG PINK TAIL

MERMAID, MERMAID, MERMAID

LA LA LA LA

WE CAN ALL BE MERMAIDS *intense echo*

WE NEED TSUNAMI *intense echo*

MERMAID MAKES LOVE *intense echo*

LOVE MAKES MORE MERMAID *intense echo*

MERMAID, MERMAID, MERMAID

LA LA LA LA

 

 

Well this is pretty much it. We couldn’t make more of it.

Once again I would like to repeat that me or a hundred more people can’t match the awesomeness of the legendary Taher Shah and I hope he will get Nobel Peace prize for his immense contribution. Humanity will be in debt of Taher Sahab. He is indeed the pride of Pakistan and he deserves the Nobel prize more than Malala.

 

Majid Khan

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Majid Khan

A finance guy + Comics By Majid + Occasional Blog Writer + Script writer + Snooker Player + Heavy eater + Motivational speaker + Entrepreneur + Ex lecturer + Whatever you wanna add

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