Candidates for Pakistani Bigg Boss named “Baray Bhaiyya”

via: international business times
via: international business times

BIGG BOSS

Bigg Boss is indeed the Phappha Kuttni show on television right now. It has been going on tv for almost a decade and surprising its lovers are more than its haters. Inspired by Big Brother format this show is a huge success in India and sadly even in Pakistan. Obviously the popularity of such shows reveal the number of stupid people in our country.

 

Confession

I want to confess one thing. I once used to watch Bigg Boss when the contestants were Ashmit Patel, Veena Malik, The Great Khali, Dolly Bindra and I don’t remember the others. Veena ji was madly in love with AISHMIT JI and we witnessed a lot of “Razai mein Larai”. Dolly Bindra used to shout like crazy “Baap pe matt jana”. She was quite insane. Anyway that was the only season I watched the stupid “Bigg Boss” then God gave me hidayat and I never watched that insanity again.

 

PAKISTANI BIGG BOSS CONTESTANTS

So a few minutes back I was alone giving my thoughts some time but found out I don’t have much of thoughts so while surfing internet I saw a few posts regarding the upcoming season of Bigg Boss and thought if we can have a Pakistani version of Bigg Boss who could be the possible candidates. We have seen Veena Malik, Begum Nawazish Ali in Indian Bigg Boss but what will happen if Bigg Boss is completely Pakistani? Aired on PTV? named “BARAY BHAIYYA”

HOST

First of all coming toward a host. As Indian Bigg Boss is hosted by Salman Khan we need a Pakistani superstar to be the host of Baray Bhaiyya. First choice was Fahad Mustafa but he is too busy with Jeeto Pakistan and people are actually tired of Thakki tikki and Main Kehta Hoon Soch Lo, so we had to go for Hamza Ali Abbasi. He will not only host the show but will also provide with his valuable fatwas to participants whenever required

via: new collects
via: new collects

 

1 – MEERA

Meera ji will be the most entertaining figure in the house of Bigg Boss. Her English will be the best thing to increase the ratings of the show. Maybe she is not as tired as she said to Captain Naveed “Naveed main thak gaye”

via: damdaar
via: damdaar

 

2 – WAQAR ZAKA

The sexiest guy on planet Waqar Zaka would be a valuable contribution to the house. His controversial and blunt remarks will surely be able to piss off all the other candidates. I hope you remember his famous line during Cricket WorldCup 2015 “Main Zindagiyaan Barbaad Kardunga”

via: the express tribune
via: the express tribune

 

3 – SAHIR LODHI

The 5th china copy of Shahrukh Khan our very own Sahir Lodhi will be a great addition to the Bigg Boss house. I haven’t seen him much doing for the television except for the Ramzan transmission and you are also aware of his contribution toward cinema industry so he can easily be the Rahul Roy of Pakistani Bigg Boss. Oh wait ! Rahul Roy had a blockbuster movie “Aashiqui” so we can’t compare Sahir with him.

via: pak101
via: pak101

 

4 – SHAISTA LODHI

I am not much interested in Shaista Lodhi nor do I know much about her but I would really like to place her in the Bigg Boss home just to see what the siblings are gonna do if they are asked to vote out each other.

via: hip in pakistan
via: hip in pakistan

5 – TAHER SHAH

Obviously a little bit of music is required to ease the tension there. However I am not sure whether Taher Shah will be interested in coming to waste his time when he can make some new songs. 

via: TaherShah
via: TaherShah

 

6 – ZUBEDA AAPA

Her totkas and cooking will be really helpful for other candidates of the Bigg Boss home. I am not sure about her political approach and skills but if she is really what she looks like then she will be able to reach the finale due to her saazish and approaches.

via: dawn
via: dawn

 

7 – MATHIRA

The ajeeb si sexy girl Mathira also needs to be there. I don’t have a good reason for that but she will be able to bring some glamour. AUR AUR AUR

via: the express tribune
via: the express tribune

 

8 – AAMIR LIAQUAT HUSSAIN

The greatest foji of this universe Dr. Aamir Liaquat hussain is supposed to be the strongest candidate of this game. He is loved by millions all over Pakistan and audience would have voted for him to win. Also I would love to see him in a fight with Waqar Zaka. and imagine what he would say after looking at Sahir Lodhi and Shaista Lodhi in similar clothes.

via: the express tribune
via: the express tribune

 

9 – AYESHA SANA

“Bright karein issay ! Bright Karein issay” fame Ayesha Sana will be perfect to show us the Pakistani version of Dolly Bindra. 

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via: feed

 

10 – MUFTI ABDUL QAVI

Imagine Mufti Qavi hitting on Shaista Lodhi and offering  her to come in his 18th Nikaah

via: dunyanews
via: dunyanews

 

11 – MOLANA TAHIR ASHRAFI

This will be a rare sight. I wanna see if the production house of Bigg Boss will be able to afford his food or not.

via: Pakistan defence
via: Pakistan defence

12 -WASEEM HASAN SHEIKH

aka

AXCUSE MEE AAP BHI

Who will be better to provide us with 100% entertainment then our very own Axcuse Me guy.

via: youtube
via: youtube

 

 

 

WILD CARD ENTRY – MALALA YOUSUFZAI

The wild card entry would be of Malala and the episode will break records. She will be the one to win Baray Bhaiyya Season 1 due to her immense acting talent and the drama she can create.

 

via: woodform
via: woodform

 

Qandeel is not included because lets not talk about the departed soul.

 

I hope you will like the list. You can also provide us with your suggestions.

 

Majid Khan
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