Everyone lies. Whether a guy or a girl. Also , every one lies about themselves lying about that thing 😀 Twisted ? Yeah gets me confuse too 😀 Point is , sometimes the lies are so bizarre that all you can do is to stare with a poker face at the person.
As it is something that mostly all girls and guys do. I thought to start with Girls first 😀 You cannot deny girls can tell the most illogical and bizarre lies ever 😀
Main tou makeup use hi nahi karti
This one tops the list. You can hear every other girl say that. (without them realizing their foundation still needs a good blending) 😀 😀
Actually I never understand the concept of this lie. Why would a girl lie about using something that is actually made for them to use 😮
A few days ago , I was suggesting some makeup tips to a girl (as I think of myself a certified makeup guru :p :p). After much discussion she threw that “main tou makeup use hi nahi karti” on my face. And for a while I blanked out 😀 Because I am pretty sure that same girl has investigated almost every product I own 😀
Main pehli baar kisi larkay say baat kar rahi hun
For all those masoom guys out there who have heard this dialogue and think of themselves as the luckiest guy of the world :D. Sorry to break it to you , you guys are in complete denial.
Yes, I mean c’mon it’s kind of common sense and the most ridiculous lie ever. Do you really think you are that special ? Maybe you are but not the kind of special that can make a girl start talking to guys 😀 She wasn’t living in a Rapunzel’s tower before you came along, was she? 😀
Woh sirf mera dost hai
This is also a complete lie that every masoom guy in a relationship suffers from. There is always a guy friend of every girl who she has friendzoned over the years and the guy has a massive crush on her. Problem is the guy in relation ship with this girl, always listens about how cool the friendzoned guy is, yet his girl in the end says , ‘woh sirf mera dost hai us kay dil main mere liye kuch nahi hai’.
Dear guys, wakeup 😀 us k dil main sab kuch hai 😀
Pictures laina mujhay zara acha nahi lagta
Complete lie. The reason she is telling you this can have mainly two reasons.
1. She doesn’t want to send you pictures (you should back off)
2. She is among those unfortunates who are beautiful but the camera just never gets them right.
Either way , this again is that one thing no sane mind can believe 😀 It’s just among those hints you gotta catch (great approach though girls :D)
Main tou ghar main koi kaam nahi karti
Almost 90% girls will tell you this. Mostly if you have that hook up kinda non serious thing with them. But, haha haha hahah 😀
That is straight up a big fat lie. Either she is from a big ameer tareen family or just a normal middle class one like me. She does house chores.
I have this so much fun friend and she always has new crushes and friends every other day 😀 She does all the house chores , cleaning cooking everything 😀
But she never tells them 😀 Just to maintain her papa’s princess image 😀 😀 Also whenever she feels like bragging, she just sends some mouth watering pictures from internet and it works 😀
LOL feels like the joke is on that guy 😀
Main ‘wesi’ larki nahi hun
This is actually a lie that has turned into a statement over the years. No one knows what they mean by wesi larki 😀 And what is wesi larki anyways ? Stalking their crushes? Having fun? Have an awful past? or maybe having a foul mouth ? Let me tell you, we all are ‘Wesi’ larki in some ways 😀 So next time you hear this , ignore it as an statement they all make 😀 you’ll come to know the real her very soon 😀 Aesi ya wesi 😀
So now you all know the insiders 😀 specially guys 😀 Go out and be smart this time men :p
by: Zehra A Ghaffar (A self proclaimed writer)