TOP 7 DESI MYTHS THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.

TOP 7 DESI MYTHS THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.

If you never heard these myths from your “AMMI” trust me you’re not a true pakistani. Every desi kid heard these from their NANI, DADI or AMMI .Some of those myths were stupid and really doesn’t make any sense but still we believed it because “mummy ne bola ha”. 

HERE I COME WITH THE TOP 7 DESI MYTHS WHICH WE’VE HEARD THE MOST:

kali billi rasta kaat gayi mtlb kch bura hone wala:

This is the most famous and illogical myth. You can also say that it’s an ultimate fear of ammi’s. But just imagine  I mean really is it true? i mean how this is possible? why kaali billi is a trouble for everyone or she is just badnaam for no reason. Our moms  need to understand this, that “if kaali billi crosses your way that means she is also going some where and you’re not even least important to her. SO STOP CRITICIZING THEM!!

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KAINCHI CHALANE SE LARAI HOTI

Now  we can say this myth has completed our childhood. I still remember whenever i play with kainchi i received an unexpected slap from my mother. Then i was told that “kainchi chalane se ammi abbu me larayi hoti ha”. But still i used to do that to take revenge for my ammi’s thappar. Trust me it never worked. Hence proved “kainchi chalane se larayi nhi hoti srf apka waqt zaya hota ha”.

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KANCH TOOTA TO BALA TALI

Now this one is my favorite because it saved me from flying chappal for about dozens of times. This is the only way out when you broke your ammi ki jahez ka glassIts just like a super power when your mum is way much angry and you say “koi baat nhi bala tali” 

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HICHKI AYE MTLB KOI YAAD KAR RHA HAI

Hiccups means someone is remembering you and if you’ll take their name it will stop. That what we all heard in our childhood but when the truth came out it really broke my heart not because i was wrong about somebody misses me but i felt bad because i just wasted half of my life taking millions of names to stop that.

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KAWA MUNDER PAR BOLE TW MEHMAN ATY HAIN

Trust me this myth was completely wrong and this is obvious since my childhood. This myth is wrong i repeat WRONG. This was meant to be “kawa munder par bole to phuppo aty hain”.

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KISI K UPER SE PHALANGO TO HIEGHT RUK JATI HAI

This myth was the funniest one. We all used to do it to our siblings as a revenge. OHH YESS!! That mini revenge gave us super satisfaction and we can tease them later by “tu to chota hi reh jayega “

KAWA BEET KR K JAYE TW NAYE KAPRE MILTE HAIN

It was the most disgusting and unbelievable myth. It really confuses us whether to get happy or sad. I mean how a crow can help us with the new clothes. This is nothing but gross.

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Anum Riaz

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