7 ‘Blah’ things that will irritate you
Circumstances don’t usually have to be uber complicated to tick your temper off, at times all it needs is bad tea and BAM! You have an insipid day. Well at least with me a lot of ‘blah’ things can ruffle feathers conveniently.
FAST BEHIND SLOW
How many times have you found yourself pushing way through lazy walkers and cursing your luck alongside. You can bump into this lot, anywhere; say office, restaurant, mall, airport, bus stand etc. and it happens especially on days when you really are in hurry. They can be recognized by their default pattern of walking; they stroll for two minutes, stop for a minute look around and then repeat.
IDIOTIC ELBOW SLIPS
In everyone’s life, and I shall enunciate “everyone’s”, comes a day when their elbow slips off the edge of the table and no pain surpasses this one that generates rage and a sudden hatred for life. Queerness of the pain lies in that spontaneous urge and desire to yell at or spank people around you or your own self.
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Raise your hand if you are among the crowd who is chagrined atleast once in a day by his/her obsession with stumbling and tripping over things. Be it stairs, random knick knacks on the floor, cushion, seat etc.; just name the object. This displeasure comes as part of destiny, no matter how careful they are, something or the other will obstruct their way.
LOW, VERY LOW
Mother said to call back, she said to call back, he said to call back and that song still remains unheard but then all comes to a perfect halt, why? Because arrives that very moment when you wish to smash your phone against the wall. It is widely known as “Battery Low” which will routinely occur around those urgent moments when you need it to breath more.
K and FINE IS NO LANGUAGE
So you let your heart out to someone over a call or message and cringe with expectation and endless waiting for the most apt answer when in response you get a K or fine, precisely just a one syllable word and how it awakens the hulk in you.
CLOSE MEANS CLOSE
Since it is a lazy day and all you want to do is keep lying in bed, all cuddled up in your blanket and then someone comes to see you. When upon leaving you ask them to close your room’s door, they rather decide to mutilate your comfort and activate your O.C.D vibe by bringing it closer to being closed and leaving it open with that most annoying centimeter’s gap.
You press your favorite dress with diligent efforts and don it with all happiness and that one crease; that one good-for-nothing wrinkle stays right in front, and breaks your heart into a million pieces.
SNageen- A Professional accountant turned “mother”, who catches well whatever good life throws at her while dodging away the nonsense