6 things you will see a lot in UAE and other Arab Countries

6 things you will find too much in UAE and other Middle East countries

A lot of us have been to UAE and other Middle East Countries. I once went to Dubai for a couple of months and worked in Bahrain for 2 years.

Here we are about to discuss what are the things you will mainly see if you are in UAE or any other Middle East country (Obviously excluding Saudi)

 

1 – FILIPINO

Filipino¬†are the most underrated people in the world. They are found everywhere in UAE in such a large number that you just can’t un-see them. They smell weird (probably because they eat kutta billi etc). A great proportion of Filipino guys are homo and girls are hookers (m not judging please don’t bash me). Their language is really tough to understand and is mostly like INNA PAAAAAA INNA POOOOOOOW

via: world news
via: world news

2 – MALWARI

Malwaris are another cast of people from India we saw in Chennai Express and similar movies. You will find ¬†them everywhere from the post of waiter to a CFO you will find so many Malwaris you will start hating them. Most of them won’t even understand Hindi so communication gap will make u say “Hamara appa boht bara gundi”

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3 – KHATMAL

If your salary is not high enough to get a separate flat you will have to live in a flat sharing with 4-5 other people. Then the nightmare will begin. I faced the similar situation and my room had a great population of Bed Bugs or Khatmals. When I inquired my room mates told me k it is the problem you will face everywhere in Dubai and all over UAE in sharing rooms. I first googled what we call a khatmal in English, then I went to a Baqala asking for some bed bug repellent. The shopkeeper showed me a powder and asked me to spread it all over the room and lock it for a couple of hours and khatmals won’t come back for a year. The price of that powder was 100 AED. I went back to my room and asked everyone to contribute and the roommates replied “Yaar nayee banday ko tang karte hain bas” . . . I had no words.

via: a common man
via: a common man

4 – NIGHT CLUBS

I know not everyone is like this but a desi will usually think of visiting a nightclub once he got access to.

via: bahrain tour
via: bahrain tour

 

5 -HOOKERS

Commonly found near mid level motels, clubs and pretty much a number of things. Just the class will change with the areas. You can easily identify a hooker.

via: notes from a time traveler
via: notes from a time traveler

6 – MASSAGE PARLORS

A friend once said

“AGAR DUBAI AAYE AUR MASSAGE NAHI KARAYA TO AISA HAI JAISE HYDERABAD JA K RABRI NAHI KHAI”

From Dubai to Ras al Khaimah you will easily find massage parlors everywhere. Filipino and Thai girls in short skirts will invite you a number of time to avail their services. I won’t advice you to go ahead but if you really wanna do it just keep yourself restricted to happy ending.

vi: screenertv
vi: screenertv

 

 

Majid Khan

A finance guy + Comics By Majid + Occasional Blog Writer + Script writer + Snooker Player + Heavy eater + Motivational speaker + Entrepreneur + Ex lecturer + Whatever you wanna add

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