ANOTHER EPIC MOVIE – AJNABEE
So after the huge success of my analysis on the stupid movie “Sirf Tum”, Here I am with another masterpiece. AJNABEE .
Back in 2001 I was in class 6 when Ajnabee was released. Obviously I wasn’t allowed to watch any movie unsupervised but curious kid will always find his way.
Anyway sparing personal details I am coming toward the analysis. The movie AJNABEE was a shitty copy of 1992’s hollywood movie Consenting Adult
The movie had big names like Bobby Deol, Kareena Kapoor, Akshay Kumar and Bipasha Basu. Bobby Deol was quite hated even then but Bips had a great name at that time.
The movie had Raj (Bobby Deol) who fell in love with Priya (Kareena) and they got married.
Okay its simple up till now. They soon relocated to Switzerland due to Raj’s job as a polo trainer. The couple soon met their glamorous neighbors Vicky (Akshay Kumar) and Sonia (Bipasha Basu).
They instantly became buddies. Going to parties together etc. We were blessed to get a song which was like
Han tum. . .
Bas tum? ? ?
Offoooo . . .
Now coming toward the weird part.
You will see Sonia dropping hints that she was attracted toward Raj. No Fucking way. Impossible. I can’t imagine even his wife falling for him.
A few days later they planned a vacation at Mauritius where the most absurd thing in movies happened till that time. Vicky offered Raj to swap wives. Boom !!! This really blew up my mind those days. I never heard something like that before.
There Akshay said the epic dialogue. . . SIRF AIK RAAT KE LIYE, MAIN RAJ TU VICKY
Raj became too angry and beat the shit out of Vicky. But he still didn’t kill him in the name of ghairat.
Their friendship broke up for a while and they got back to their home. A few days later Raj saved Vicky from being crushed under a car and they became friends again.
Raj forgot his ghairat and started partying with him again.
Kuttay ki dumm
Few days later Vicky offered the same wife swapping. This time while a drunken Raj went to meet Sonia to tell her this truth, Vicky went to see Priya and we were blessed with a sexy song with stupid lyrics
Mujhko neend arahi hai sonay do
Dil keh raha hai kuch honay do
Sonay do sonay do sonay do sonay do sonay do
kuch honay do honay do honay do honay do honay do
Raj passed out and when he woke up he was the prime suspect of Sonia’s murder. Kaboom ! big big surprise. Raj runs away to prove his innocence.
A lot of shitty events happened and we were later shown that Sonia was alive and murder was shown to commit some sort of insurance fraud. They were dancing in a cruise on the song “Mehbooba Mehbooba”
For the first ever time in life Bobby Deol showed his intelligence and guessed the password of Akshay Kumar to transfer the insurance money somewhere else
The password was “EVERYTHING IS PLANNED”
Finally after some bollywood style of fights the movie ended. Raj and Priya then lived happily ever after.
I would like to apologize for the stupid article but I just wanted to remind you of the stupidity we used to watch. Here’s the best song of the movie to cheer you up